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    Husbandry Violation

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    Husband has committed the following grievous offenses. Give him a Ticket!
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    This is a Federal Case, You Must Respond!
    The undersigned Plaintiff hereby summons the violator on this _____ day of 20______
    To answer the charges in this affidavit.

    Husband has committed the following grievous offenses:
    ____Being a Slob
    ____Doesn't Listen
    ____Wets Bed
    ____Forgot Birthday
    ____Neglects Me
    ____Car Farter
    ____Doesn't Obey Orders
    ____Watches too Much Football
    ____Hates Mother-in-Law
    ____Doesn't Change Underwear
    ____Picks Nose
    ____Bed Farter
    ____Doesn't Listen
    ___ _Dunlap's Disease (Stomache dun-lapped over his belt)
    ____Bad Bathroom Etiquette
    ____Drools When Sleeping
    ____Calls Me Different Name Sometimes in Bed
    ____1st Degree Snoring
    ____Drips on Toilet Seat
    ____Takes Two Hours to Watch 60 Minutes
    ____Bad in Bedroom
    ____Doesnot Take Out Trash
    ____Doesn't Listen

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    Signed & Attested_____
    Date____________



    To be fair you really should also get the Wifely Duties Violations

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